We can find paradise

midnaeverafter: rabioheab: i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:13:52 -0500

rabioheab:

i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim

#well yiff my shota and call me a yaoi

amusealittlemuse: leonsballs: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijai...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:56:07 -0500

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

loki-cat: i hate those days where you have so much stuff/hw/projects due the next day that you just...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:19:56 -0500

loki-cat:

i hate those days where you have so much stuff/hw/projects due the next day that you just freeze up and go on the internet until 9pm as an attempt to escape the stress

damngruchy: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:33:00 -0500

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

poco-loki: colinmorgs: we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:51:08 -0500

poco-loki:

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

The Disney Renaissance

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:09:27 -0500

The Disney Renaissance

modernmartyr: My entire life is covered in cat hair

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:49:16 -0500

modernmartyr:

My entire life is covered in cat hair

karcuttle: I forgot the word for ‘license plate’ so instead I said “Car URL”

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:35:54 -0500

karcuttle:

I forgot the word for ‘license plate’ so instead I said “Car URL”

owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:58:51 -0500

owlapin:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

im not even lying im so mad

How to write an essay:

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:32:59 -0500

Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr

homuras: ‘uwu’ isnt even a face to me anymore its actually the sound “oowoo”

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:32:41 -0500

homuras:

‘uwu’ isnt even a face to me anymore its actually the sound “oowoo”

disneybound: Disney Characters as College Students by Ruben

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:05:06 -0500

disneybound:

Disney Characters as College Students by Ruben

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:36:25 -0500

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

flamelscross: ss-tiles: “writing a fic with a hardcore lemon in it!!!” i don’t...

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:31:31 -0500

flamelscross:

ss-tiles:

“writing a fic with a hardcore lemon in it!!!”

i don’t understand

hardcore lemon??

And this is the difference between fandom generations.

captainmarvel: sometimes i watch movies and think yeah this is good but what if you replaced all...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:16:55 -0500

captainmarvel:

sometimes i watch movies and think yeah this is good but what if you replaced all these dudes with ladies wouldn’t that be great

bunnyfood: Deal with it.

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:40:38 -0500

bunnyfood:

Deal with it.

me: wow this character is really hot

Thu, 09 May 2013 00:01:30 -0500

me: wow this character is really hot
me: i wonder what they would look like beaten up and bruised and shackled and with a head injury and confused and scared and helpless

being a person is getting too complicated

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:29:10 -0500

time to be a cat.

zackisontumblr: i have 3 moods: skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without...

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:24:50 -0500

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

"If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a..."

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:57:38 -0500

“If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not.

If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.

If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.

If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.

If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.

Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.”

- A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)